im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
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You. Win. At. Life.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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