just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
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So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
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He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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