Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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