the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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