I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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