you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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