Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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