thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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