Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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