listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
i just google imaged poop.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Ladies don't puke and tell
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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