He is an equal opportunity slut.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
