the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
where are you?
Hypothermia
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
What drink are we having for lunch?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
