Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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