I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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