awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
