In the future we'll all be gay
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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