I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Randomize
