doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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