maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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