Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
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FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
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You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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