Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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