Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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