all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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