we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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