Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
did i just pee glitter
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
