a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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