i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
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My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
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i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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