Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
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My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
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The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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