Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
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I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
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Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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