I heard we made out
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Randomize
