I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
where does the pee come out of this thing
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
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Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
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We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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