Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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