38 yer olds are good kisserssss
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
Randomize
