Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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