do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Randomize
