remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
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And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
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I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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