I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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