I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
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How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis