Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
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but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
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Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence