Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book