i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
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You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
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Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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