So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
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Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
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I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
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