shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
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They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
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I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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