We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Im part way to drunk.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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