return my video game
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
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How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
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