At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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