the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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