Well douche your snatch and let's go!
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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