i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
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i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
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I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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