I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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