I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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