I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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