reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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