Non-Jews are for practice
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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