8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
And my parents said I crawled through the house
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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