it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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