Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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