(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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